I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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