i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
wanna go halves on a baby?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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