The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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