Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
