Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
a search helicopter?!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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