what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
