it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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