I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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