Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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