no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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