ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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