All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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