Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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