everyone is single if you try hard enough
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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