just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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