Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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