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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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