i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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