How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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