Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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