I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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