I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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