im about as happy as oj after his trial
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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