p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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