I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My vagina just clenched in fear
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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