We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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