remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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