weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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