My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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