you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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