the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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