Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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