I want to stick my p in your. b.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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