This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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