You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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