I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Randomize
