I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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