Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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