I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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