super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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