she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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