YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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