Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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