this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Drake has all the answers
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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