I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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