Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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