How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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