I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I can't turn off my feet"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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