If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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