Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Are we still banned from the library?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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