Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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