This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I can't trust your balls anymore.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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