I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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