i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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