we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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