you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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