Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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